Could you be pregnant?

Kiko

If you get your period, could you still be pregnant? Keep in mind that it's a full, thick period that consistently flows and lasts for a normal number of days.

Answer
To know IF you are pregnant you need to know your LMP, length of cycle and when you had sex. Period. THAT IS THE PREGNANT EQUATION!

This is how you get pregnant and some answers to common questions (questions, if your asking, you have NO right having sex to begin with!)

General Info:

You can take a pregnancy test up 4-5 BEFORE your next period

Okay, and remember this: The worst forms of BC, in no particular order are
HOPE & PRAYER
Withdrawal / rhythm method
The one you DON'T use!

FYI: It ONLY TAKES ONCE
You can only get pregnant once, at a time
Your stomach is one organ and your uterus is another separate organ--swallowing gum will NOT strangle your baby; your baby CANNOT CHEW your gum
It doesn't matter how old you are
It doesn't matter how you had sex
YOU NEED PUT A PENIS IN A VAGINA
Pre-ejaculate DOES contain live sperm
YOU CANNOT GET PREGNANT BY: dry humping, swimming in a pool/bath tub, fingering or oral, or by sitting on the toilet
Pregnancy symptoms vary WIDELY between women
You cannot tell, feel/think you are pregnant the day after you have sex-takes at least 1 1/2 weeks

Remember, sperm can stay alive inside of you from 48-72 hours. And ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS remember those suckers can climb mountains, travel mine fields, swim upstream like a salmon on a fall run and jump tall buildings in a single bound because they live for one thing and one thing only: TO KNOCK YOU UP!!!!!

OK, sex ed 101--and this works on 28 day cycle--that means you get your period every 28 days.
Find the FIRST day of the start of your period.
Count ahead 14 days.
Count 4 days before the 14th day and 4 days after the 14th day.
DRAW A BIG FAT BLACK LINE THRU THOSE DAYS--NO SEX.
DO NOT HAVE SEX DURING ANY OF THOSE DAYS--ESPECIALLY, UNPROTECTED SEX.
That is ABOUT the time you are ovulating.
The chances of you getting pregnant are very high during those days. It will also be the time you want sex the most because your body, biologically, WANTS to be pregnant.

THERE ARE 3 FOOL PROOF WAYS TO NOT GET PREGNANT: abstinence & vasectomy & a total tubal ligation.

That is how you get pregnant. Now, for how you DON'T get pregnant. If you don't know the specifics of getting pregnant, you can't know how not to get pregnant. I was 28 yo, married, with 2 masters degrees and used a condom. Hahahaaha! Man plans, God laughs. Would you like to meet my son?

DO NOT EVER EVER EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX! Pregnancy can be the least of your problems. HIV? Herpes? HPV can cause cervical loss and cancer. It CAN cause infertility and more ALL possible with unprotected sex. Think about the fear you have RIGHT NOW. Remember this fear the next time the discussion of unprotected sex arises.!

Say, "No glove, no love." If he gripes, pleads and moans--DO NOT LISTEN! He may be all lovey dovey right now but chances are he will run for the hills if you get pregnant. Promise me! PLEASE!

hope that little stick reads the way you want. good luck

LASTLY-- YOU DO NOT GET FALSE POSITIVES, JUST FALSE NEGATIVES (too little hormone)!

HELP! Can precum get me pregnant?

Hailey

Hey so im a worrying mess right now. me and my boyfriend were cuddling naked, he had ejaculated about 2 hours earlier but he had peed at least twice before we cuddled. it was only for a few minutes cuddling when i noticed a bunch of precum on my inner inner thigh. I quickly washed it all off with a washcloth. Could I be pregnant????

it sounds like im being stupid like i get that its unlikely from my inner thigh but it was super super close to the walls of my vagina and maybe possibly a tiny tiny bit got on the walls of my vagina? Im not sure though. Its scary and im really paranoid...

Answer
To know IF you are pregnant you need to know your LMP, length of cycle and when you had sex. Period. THAT IS THE PREGNANT EQUATION!

This is how you get pregnant and some answers to common questions (questions, if your asking, you have NO right having sex to begin with!)

General Info:

You can take a pregnancy test up 4-5 BEFORE your next period

Okay, and remember this: The worst forms of BC, in no particular order are
HOPE & PRAYER
Withdrawal / rhythm method
The one you DON'T use!

FYI: It ONLY TAKES ONCE
You can only get pregnant once, at a time
Your stomach is one organ and your uterus is another separate organ--swallowing gum will NOT strangle your baby; your baby CANNOT CHEW your gum
It doesn't matter how old you are
It doesn't matter how you had sex
YOU NEED PUT A PENIS IN A VAGINA
Pre-ejaculate DOES contain live sperm
YOU CANNOT GET PREGNANT BY: dry humping, swimming in a pool/bath tub, fingering or oral, or by sitting on the toilet
Pregnancy symptoms vary WIDELY between women
You cannot tell, feel/think you are pregnant the day after you have sex-takes at least 1 1/2 weeks

Remember, sperm can stay alive inside of you from 48-72 hours. And ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS remember those suckers can climb mountains, travel mine fields, swim upstream like a salmon on a fall run and jump tall buildings in a single bound because they live for one thing and one thing only: TO KNOCK YOU UP!!!!!

OK, sex ed 101--and this works on 28 day cycle--that means you get your period every 28 days.
Find the FIRST day of the start of your period.
Count ahead 14 days.
Count 4 days before the 14th day and 4 days after the 14th day.
DRAW A BIG FAT BLACK LINE THRU THOSE DAYS--NO SEX.
DO NOT HAVE SEX DURING ANY OF THOSE DAYS--ESPECIALLY, UNPROTECTED SEX.
That is ABOUT the time you are ovulating.
The chances of you getting pregnant are very high during those days. It will also be the time you want sex the most because your body, biologically, WANTS to be pregnant.

THERE ARE 3 FOOL PROOF WAYS TO NOT GET PREGNANT: abstinence & vasectomy & a total tubal ligation.

That is how you get pregnant. Now, for how you DON'T get pregnant. If you don't know the specifics of getting pregnant, you can't know how not to get pregnant. I was 28 yo, married, with 2 masters degrees and used a condom. Hahahaaha! Man plans, God laughs. Would you like to meet my son?

DO NOT EVER EVER EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX! Pregnancy can be the least of your problems. HIV? Herpes? HPV can cause cervical loss and cancer. It CAN cause infertility and more ALL possible with unprotected sex. Think about the fear you have RIGHT NOW. Remember this fear the next time the discussion of unprotected sex arises.!

Say, "No glove, no love." If he gripes, pleads and moans--DO NOT LISTEN! He may be all lovey dovey right now but chances are he will run for the hills if you get pregnant. Promise me! PLEASE!

hope that little stick reads the way you want. good luck

LASTLY-- YOU DO NOT GET FALSE POSITIVES, JUST FALSE NEGATIVES (too little hormone)!

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How do i tell my parents that Im 18 and pregnant with my 4th child?

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Karen

I have 3 daughters already and pregnant with my 4th daughter. What should i do?
Please IM me on yahoo messenger to chat ok.

Answer
wow for people who think that they have a hard life, im sure it doesnt compair to what your going through. being a teen mother cant be easy and to be one thats about to raise 4 babies i give you props if your doing your best to be all that you can be to your kids. you should sit your parents down and ask them to be understanding and suportive of you. im sure that it wasnt want you wanted to be doing at 18 already raising a family. im sure that its hard times with money to but luckly there is government help for some things. it may not seem like much but help is help good luck and god bless you and your family are in my prayers.

What is the average time it takes to get pregnant when trying?

Ash

My husband and I just started using the at home ovulation kits last month. Before and during my ovulation period we did it. I have started my period for this month so I know I didn't get pregnant. Does anyone know how long it takes a fertile couple trying to get pregnant. I know we have just started trying but I was just wondering. Thanks!

Answer
There is no universal fixed time to get pregnant. In some people, even single unprotected coitus will result in pregnancy. It all happens when that unprotected sex corresponds to the ovulation e.g. All animals (with an exception of human, Bonoboo and Dolphins) copulate only at the time of their ovulation [which we call it ESTRUS or HEAT]. The difference is all (with the exception of above said 3 mammals) have OPEN OVULATION (= releasing pheromones).
Cutting short the theory, am appending below the protocol of conception:
1. Determine your day of ovulation using Ovulation Test Kits. In Ladies with REGULAR CYCLE You need to test from the 10th to 18th day of your cycle. (First day of bleeding is the First day of the cycle).
2. Unprotected sex on the day or on the eve or one day after ovulation will yield good result. So calm down and get yourself composed. Any form of STRESS will get you away from your goal.
- Plan a vacation, far away from the madding crowd, coinciding with your ovulation period. Suggest natural water fall or mountainous resort.
3. Get your hubby's seminal fluid examined by a reputable laboratory. Your hubby needs three days of sexual absenteeism (including masturbation) for the test. Since spermatozoa are easily perishable outside the reproductive system, your hubby has to go the laboratory, masturbate and ejaculate into the sterile container and hand over then and there, for the examination.

- Plus some fine tips below, to follow:
i. Determine your ovulation day, using the Ovulation kit.
ii. Coincide unprotected sex to the Ovulation (Eve / on the very day of ovulation / the very following day after ovulation ). Ovum released can survive only for 24 hours.
iii. Plenty of love making / foreplay prior to the actual act, because that will well lubricate your reproductive tract and remove the Vaginal acidity. Vaginal acidity can destroy the spermatozoa.
iv. Elevate your Pelvis, with a pillow, at least prior to ejaculation. . Missionary position with your legs on your hubby's shoulder. This will provide a deep penetration and deposition of semen deep inside the vagina, almost at the lips of the cervix and to ensure the smooth flowing of semen into the cervix, uterus and fallopian tubes.
v. Try to reach climax/female orgasm at the time of ejaculation, so that your cervix will literally suck in all the ejaculatory fluid. For completion sake, I had given the additional benefits of female orgasm below

a. If your orgasm is always late or your hubby is having premature ejaculation, begin the sex in Reverse missionary (with you on the top).
b.Reverse Missionary aids in two ways-
Firstly the women will attain orgasm earlier because of the stimulation of G spot
Secondly it also delays the premature ejaculation

Female Orgasm keeps the woman lying down for some time. This resting, passively retaining sperm and increasing her probability of conception. . British biologists, Robin Baker and Mark Bellis team counted sperm from over 300 instances of human copulation and found that a woman climaxes any time between a minute before to 45 minutes after her lover ejaculates, retains significantly more sperm (In non orgasmic, she hardly retain any sperm)..

vi. Try to lie on your back for at least 4 to 5 hours after sex, so that even the slow-moving or the late comer spermatozoa too will find the way into the female reproductive system.
vii. Strictly no washing, immediately after sex, especially on or around the day of ovulation.

Last but not the least, Sincere Prayers to the Almighty

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How do i tell my parents that Im 18 and pregnant with my 4th child?

get pregnant prayer image

Karen

I have 3 daughters already and pregnant with my 4th daughter. What should i do?
Please IM me on yahoo messenger to chat ok.

Answer
wow for people who think that they have a hard life, im sure it doesnt compair to what your going through. being a teen mother cant be easy and to be one thats about to raise 4 babies i give you props if your doing your best to be all that you can be to your kids. you should sit your parents down and ask them to be understanding and suportive of you. im sure that it wasnt want you wanted to be doing at 18 already raising a family. im sure that its hard times with money to but luckly there is government help for some things. it may not seem like much but help is help good luck and god bless you and your family are in my prayers.

What is the average time it takes to get pregnant when trying?

Ash

My husband and I just started using the at home ovulation kits last month. Before and during my ovulation period we did it. I have started my period for this month so I know I didn't get pregnant. Does anyone know how long it takes a fertile couple trying to get pregnant. I know we have just started trying but I was just wondering. Thanks!

Answer
There is no universal fixed time to get pregnant. In some people, even single unprotected coitus will result in pregnancy. It all happens when that unprotected sex corresponds to the ovulation e.g. All animals (with an exception of human, Bonoboo and Dolphins) copulate only at the time of their ovulation [which we call it ESTRUS or HEAT]. The difference is all (with the exception of above said 3 mammals) have OPEN OVULATION (= releasing pheromones).
Cutting short the theory, am appending below the protocol of conception:
1. Determine your day of ovulation using Ovulation Test Kits. In Ladies with REGULAR CYCLE You need to test from the 10th to 18th day of your cycle. (First day of bleeding is the First day of the cycle).
2. Unprotected sex on the day or on the eve or one day after ovulation will yield good result. So calm down and get yourself composed. Any form of STRESS will get you away from your goal.
- Plan a vacation, far away from the madding crowd, coinciding with your ovulation period. Suggest natural water fall or mountainous resort.
3. Get your hubby's seminal fluid examined by a reputable laboratory. Your hubby needs three days of sexual absenteeism (including masturbation) for the test. Since spermatozoa are easily perishable outside the reproductive system, your hubby has to go the laboratory, masturbate and ejaculate into the sterile container and hand over then and there, for the examination.

- Plus some fine tips below, to follow:
i. Determine your ovulation day, using the Ovulation kit.
ii. Coincide unprotected sex to the Ovulation (Eve / on the very day of ovulation / the very following day after ovulation ). Ovum released can survive only for 24 hours.
iii. Plenty of love making / foreplay prior to the actual act, because that will well lubricate your reproductive tract and remove the Vaginal acidity. Vaginal acidity can destroy the spermatozoa.
iv. Elevate your Pelvis, with a pillow, at least prior to ejaculation. . Missionary position with your legs on your hubby's shoulder. This will provide a deep penetration and deposition of semen deep inside the vagina, almost at the lips of the cervix and to ensure the smooth flowing of semen into the cervix, uterus and fallopian tubes.
v. Try to reach climax/female orgasm at the time of ejaculation, so that your cervix will literally suck in all the ejaculatory fluid. For completion sake, I had given the additional benefits of female orgasm below

a. If your orgasm is always late or your hubby is having premature ejaculation, begin the sex in Reverse missionary (with you on the top).
b.Reverse Missionary aids in two ways-
Firstly the women will attain orgasm earlier because of the stimulation of G spot
Secondly it also delays the premature ejaculation

Female Orgasm keeps the woman lying down for some time. This resting, passively retaining sperm and increasing her probability of conception. . British biologists, Robin Baker and Mark Bellis team counted sperm from over 300 instances of human copulation and found that a woman climaxes any time between a minute before to 45 minutes after her lover ejaculates, retains significantly more sperm (In non orgasmic, she hardly retain any sperm)..

vi. Try to lie on your back for at least 4 to 5 hours after sex, so that even the slow-moving or the late comer spermatozoa too will find the way into the female reproductive system.
vii. Strictly no washing, immediately after sex, especially on or around the day of ovulation.

Last but not the least, Sincere Prayers to the Almighty

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