Saturday, March 8, 2014

Could you be pregnant?




Kiko


If you get your period, could you still be pregnant? Keep in mind that it's a full, thick period that consistently flows and lasts for a normal number of days.


Answer
To know IF you are pregnant you need to know your LMP, length of cycle and when you had sex. Period. THAT IS THE PREGNANT EQUATION!

This is how you get pregnant and some answers to common questions (questions, if your asking, you have NO right having sex to begin with!)

General Info:

You can take a pregnancy test up 4-5 BEFORE your next period

Okay, and remember this: The worst forms of BC, in no particular order are
HOPE & PRAYER
Withdrawal / rhythm method
The one you DON'T use!

FYI: It ONLY TAKES ONCE
You can only get pregnant once, at a time
Your stomach is one organ and your uterus is another separate organ--swallowing gum will NOT strangle your baby; your baby CANNOT CHEW your gum
It doesn't matter how old you are
It doesn't matter how you had sex
YOU NEED PUT A PENIS IN A VAGINA
Pre-ejaculate DOES contain live sperm
YOU CANNOT GET PREGNANT BY: dry humping, swimming in a pool/bath tub, fingering or oral, or by sitting on the toilet
Pregnancy symptoms vary WIDELY between women
You cannot tell, feel/think you are pregnant the day after you have sex-takes at least 1 1/2 weeks

Remember, sperm can stay alive inside of you from 48-72 hours. And ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS remember those suckers can climb mountains, travel mine fields, swim upstream like a salmon on a fall run and jump tall buildings in a single bound because they live for one thing and one thing only: TO KNOCK YOU UP!!!!!

OK, sex ed 101--and this works on 28 day cycle--that means you get your period every 28 days.
Find the FIRST day of the start of your period.
Count ahead 14 days.
Count 4 days before the 14th day and 4 days after the 14th day.
DRAW A BIG FAT BLACK LINE THRU THOSE DAYS--NO SEX.
DO NOT HAVE SEX DURING ANY OF THOSE DAYS--ESPECIALLY, UNPROTECTED SEX.
That is ABOUT the time you are ovulating.
The chances of you getting pregnant are very high during those days. It will also be the time you want sex the most because your body, biologically, WANTS to be pregnant.

THERE ARE 3 FOOL PROOF WAYS TO NOT GET PREGNANT: abstinence & vasectomy & a total tubal ligation.

That is how you get pregnant. Now, for how you DON'T get pregnant. If you don't know the specifics of getting pregnant, you can't know how not to get pregnant. I was 28 yo, married, with 2 masters degrees and used a condom. Hahahaaha! Man plans, God laughs. Would you like to meet my son?

DO NOT EVER EVER EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX! Pregnancy can be the least of your problems. HIV? Herpes? HPV can cause cervical loss and cancer. It CAN cause infertility and more ALL possible with unprotected sex. Think about the fear you have RIGHT NOW. Remember this fear the next time the discussion of unprotected sex arises.!

Say, "No glove, no love." If he gripes, pleads and moans--DO NOT LISTEN! He may be all lovey dovey right now but chances are he will run for the hills if you get pregnant. Promise me! PLEASE!

hope that little stick reads the way you want. good luck

LASTLY-- YOU DO NOT GET FALSE POSITIVES, JUST FALSE NEGATIVES (too little hormone)!

HELP! Can precum get me pregnant?




Hailey


Hey so im a worrying mess right now. me and my boyfriend were cuddling naked, he had ejaculated about 2 hours earlier but he had peed at least twice before we cuddled. it was only for a few minutes cuddling when i noticed a bunch of precum on my inner inner thigh. I quickly washed it all off with a washcloth. Could I be pregnant????

it sounds like im being stupid like i get that its unlikely from my inner thigh but it was super super close to the walls of my vagina and maybe possibly a tiny tiny bit got on the walls of my vagina? Im not sure though. Its scary and im really paranoid...



Answer
To know IF you are pregnant you need to know your LMP, length of cycle and when you had sex. Period. THAT IS THE PREGNANT EQUATION!

This is how you get pregnant and some answers to common questions (questions, if your asking, you have NO right having sex to begin with!)

General Info:

You can take a pregnancy test up 4-5 BEFORE your next period

Okay, and remember this: The worst forms of BC, in no particular order are
HOPE & PRAYER
Withdrawal / rhythm method
The one you DON'T use!

FYI: It ONLY TAKES ONCE
You can only get pregnant once, at a time
Your stomach is one organ and your uterus is another separate organ--swallowing gum will NOT strangle your baby; your baby CANNOT CHEW your gum
It doesn't matter how old you are
It doesn't matter how you had sex
YOU NEED PUT A PENIS IN A VAGINA
Pre-ejaculate DOES contain live sperm
YOU CANNOT GET PREGNANT BY: dry humping, swimming in a pool/bath tub, fingering or oral, or by sitting on the toilet
Pregnancy symptoms vary WIDELY between women
You cannot tell, feel/think you are pregnant the day after you have sex-takes at least 1 1/2 weeks

Remember, sperm can stay alive inside of you from 48-72 hours. And ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS remember those suckers can climb mountains, travel mine fields, swim upstream like a salmon on a fall run and jump tall buildings in a single bound because they live for one thing and one thing only: TO KNOCK YOU UP!!!!!

OK, sex ed 101--and this works on 28 day cycle--that means you get your period every 28 days.
Find the FIRST day of the start of your period.
Count ahead 14 days.
Count 4 days before the 14th day and 4 days after the 14th day.
DRAW A BIG FAT BLACK LINE THRU THOSE DAYS--NO SEX.
DO NOT HAVE SEX DURING ANY OF THOSE DAYS--ESPECIALLY, UNPROTECTED SEX.
That is ABOUT the time you are ovulating.
The chances of you getting pregnant are very high during those days. It will also be the time you want sex the most because your body, biologically, WANTS to be pregnant.

THERE ARE 3 FOOL PROOF WAYS TO NOT GET PREGNANT: abstinence & vasectomy & a total tubal ligation.

That is how you get pregnant. Now, for how you DON'T get pregnant. If you don't know the specifics of getting pregnant, you can't know how not to get pregnant. I was 28 yo, married, with 2 masters degrees and used a condom. Hahahaaha! Man plans, God laughs. Would you like to meet my son?

DO NOT EVER EVER EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX! Pregnancy can be the least of your problems. HIV? Herpes? HPV can cause cervical loss and cancer. It CAN cause infertility and more ALL possible with unprotected sex. Think about the fear you have RIGHT NOW. Remember this fear the next time the discussion of unprotected sex arises.!

Say, "No glove, no love." If he gripes, pleads and moans--DO NOT LISTEN! He may be all lovey dovey right now but chances are he will run for the hills if you get pregnant. Promise me! PLEASE!

hope that little stick reads the way you want. good luck

LASTLY-- YOU DO NOT GET FALSE POSITIVES, JUST FALSE NEGATIVES (too little hormone)!




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