Sunday, February 16, 2014

How many moves are required to get pregnant?




Tatheer Ha


After inserting a penis in vagina how many moves are required to get the girl pregnant, I like when I insert in and had 3 -4 move and get over(sperm drip out) so is it a chance to get my wife pregnant?


Answer
It is not ARITHMETIC, my friend, to say 2 + 2 = 4.
First, I will narrate a reported incident, before going in detail, to get pregnant.
A couple had unprotected sex, in the morning. A couple of hours later, the lady (say Mrs. A), went to her friends house and involved in a lesbian activity with Miss. B. Miss B than became pregnant.
In spite of the fact that Miss B, NEVER EVER had any penetrative sex, yet Miss B became pregnant.

So, don't worry or stop calculating the strokes and rather enjoy your conjugal life.
At EACH male ejaculation, he brings out some 20 to 40 millions of sperms, when only one spermatozoa is required to impregnate the lady. While the lady releases ONLY ONE OVUM in every menstrual cycle. The Ovum thus released will be alive only for 24 hours. If you miss that 24 hours, than there is no chance for your wife to become pregnant in that cycle. Therefore, please follow my protocol to be blessed with a child in your family:

1. Determine your day of ovulation using Ovulation Test Kits. In Ladies with REGULAR CYCLE You need to test from the 10th to 18th day of your cycle. (First day of bleeding is the First day of the cycle).
2. Unprotected sex on the day or on the eve or one day after ovulation will yield good result. So calm down and get yourself composed. Any form of STRESS will get you away from your goal.
- Plan a vacation, far away from the madding crowd, coinciding with your ovulation period. Suggest natural water fall or mountainous resort.
3. Get your hubby's seminal fluid examined by a reputable laboratory. Your hubby needs three days of sexual absenteeism (including masturbation) for the test. Since spermatozoa are easily perishable outside the reproductive system, your hubby has to go the laboratory, masturbate and ejaculate into the sterile container and hand over then and there, for the examination.

- Plus some fine tips below, to follow:
i. Determine your ovulation day, using the Ovulation kit.
ii. Coincide unprotected sex to the Ovulation (Eve / on the very day of ovulation / the very following day after ovulation ). Ovum released can survive only for 24 hours.
iii. Plenty of love making / foreplay prior to the actual act, because that will well lubricate your reproductive tract and remove the Vaginal acidity. Vaginal acidity can destroy the spermatozoa.
iv. Elevate your Pelvis, with a pillow, at least prior to ejaculation. . Missionary position with your legs on your hubby's shoulder. This will provide a deep penetration and deposition of semen deep inside the vagina, almost at the lips of the cervix and to ensure the smooth flowing of semen into the cervix, uterus and fallopian tubes.
v. Try to reach climax/female orgasm at the time of ejaculation, so that your cervix will literally suck in all the ejaculatory fluid. For completion sake, I had given the additional benefits of female orgasm below

a. If your orgasm is always late or your hubby is having premature ejaculation, begin the sex in Reverse missionary (with you on the top).
b.Reverse Missionary aids in two ways-
Firstly the women will attain orgasm earlier because of the stimulation of G spot
Secondly it also delays the premature ejaculation

Female Orgasm keeps the woman lying down for some time. This resting, passively retaining sperm and increasing her probability of conception. . British biologists, Robin Baker and Mark Bellis team counted sperm from over 300 instances of human copulation and found that a woman climaxes any time between a minute before to 45 minutes after her lover ejaculates, retains significantly more sperm (In non orgasmic, she hardly retain any sperm)..

vi. Try to lie on your back for at least 4 to 5 hours after sex, so that even the slow-moving or the late comer spermatozoa too will find the way into the female reproductive system.
vii. Strictly no washing, immediately after sex, especially on or around the day of ovulation.

Last but not the least, Sincere Prayers to the Almighty

Teenage pregnancy tips?




lolla(:


I am now pregnant i'm 19 years and a college freshman. I wanted to know if I could get some tips.


Answer
My tips are first to consider abortion. There is always time for having a child later. Otherwise, your chance of finishing college is only 2%.

My next tip is, if you won't consider abortion, consider adoption. That way, your child gets two mature adults and a good home.

Otherwise, most teen parents live in poverty. Look up "teen mom statistics." Are you really prepared to raise a child for the next 18 years? If this was your daughter, what would you tell her? If you would really say, "Have the baby" then be prepared to be a grandma before you're 40!




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